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[09 Jan 2008|02:42am]

pygmalism
okay so someone was whining that nobody got to say goodbye or something so here's your post to be all sentimental and talk about your favorite moments and your favorite people and what this community meant to you or something.

i want to take this opportunity to thank queenpasiphae for taking over for nearly 2 years; that was really above-and-beyond the call of duty or w/e that trite phrase is. i want to thank libertinette for being the first person i know to slash the members of franz and for coming up with this idea in the first place. i want to thank the slashers in the beginning - i can't write fic worth a damn so without you this wouldn't have been a slash fic comm! i want to thank that random quasi-troll who drew those great "on my own" comics and then fell off the face of the earth. i want to thank any other poster or commenter who made me lol in the however-many years i gallivanted around here. i want to thank all the kewl pplz i met and became lj friends with as a result of or in spite of this place, and one in particular who won't ever read this.

finally, i want to thank franz ferdinand for being really fucking homoerotic, for making some damn catchy tunes, for "michael", for randomly pimping us out to fans ("seriously you'd love it!"), for the karelia and raspberry nipples, for box codax and fat ass butt pussies, for slackening their ties for us, and for tolerating us when we pretended that they were boning each other. they've been great sports.
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~~the more you know~~ [06 Jan 2008|08:44pm]

pygmalism
FAQ regarding the shut-down:
1. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!???
i decided to close slacken_ties.

2. WHY?!?!?
because i felt like it.

3. BUT REALLY! WHY!?!?!
neither i nor any of the current moderators wanted to run this community anymore.

4. SO WHY NOT FIND SOME NEW MODERATORS????
it's much harder than you think to locate people who will run the place like you would run it. the applicants for the job are few and they don't seem to have the same ideas for the direction of this community as i did when i started it. which is fine, it's their prerogative (in a bobby brown kind of way) so i figured that anybody who wants to can start their own communities and run them however they like.

5. WHERE WILL I PUT MY FICS AND GRAPHICS NOW!??!?!?!?
from what i hear, there are plenty of other franz communities that would love to read your fics and view your graphics. if not, you could always post them in your own lj or start a personal fic lj or even start your own franz-related fic community. the livejournal world is your oyster!

5B. WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE NEW ALBUM COMES OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!
see the above answer.

6. WHAT ABOUT THE STUFF THAT'S ALREADY BEEN POSTED?!?!?!?!
i'm not deleting the comm and i have no plans to do so. but there's no harm in backing things up.

7. WHAT IS WITH harryheartsme AND THAT AWFUL FIC?
first, harryheartsme is NOT ME. believe what you like, i can't stop you, but seriously. not me. and yes, i did approve her fic because i thought it was LOL. it's unfortunate if you do not find it LOL, but it's never been a requirement that you enjoy everything that is posted to s_t. the thing about her being the only user who could ever post again was a joke of the ironic sort. if you dislike her posts, skip past them. if you don't get them, i can't explain them to you, because there is nothing to get. it was simply a way for this community to go out with a bang.

8. WAS YOUR JOURNAL HACKED BY THE SAME PERSON WHO CREATED harryheartsme?
i sure hope not!

9. DID YOU SHUT S_T DOWN BECAUSE THAT FIC WAS JUST THAT HORRIBLE!??
no, i did not, but if any fic were bad enough to close a community, that would be it. (lol)

10. THAT FIC ISN'T WHAT SLACKEN_TIES IS ALL ABOUT! SHE RUINED IT ALL!
actually, poorly-done, nonsensical, occasionally blasphemous tributes to our favorite musicians is what this community has always been about. this was the first thing ever posted, and it's pretty much the fic in mspaint-form. (well, it's not as awesome as the fic, but still.)

10B. THAT FIC WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL!
oh my god i so don't care what you think about the fic stop telling me your opinions on it

11. SO WAIT, ARE YOU CALLING THE FIC "AWESOME" OR "HORRIBLE"????
both! it's lame-azing!!!!

12. WHY ARE YOU LETTING SUCH A GREAT COMMUNITY GO TO WASTE?
imho it would be more wasteful to let it go on as it has been, a shadow of its former greatness.

13. DO FRANZ FERDINAND KNOW?!
i should hope they have better things to do with their time and gillions of "take me out" dollars.

14. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING CUNT?
well, it depends on whether you believe in nature or nurture. i go back and forth in my head all the time on that one. no, but seriously, if you can't find a way to complain and disagree with my decisions without calling me names, i'll just ban you. dissent all you want, as always, but i'm not taking shit from some non-lolzy troll.

15. I'M SAD NOW!
not a question! but if you want something to cheer you up, you can watch some of the youtube videos i (and a few others) posted in the previous post's comments. they started out being about ~the end~ but quickly devolved into random lolz, as things tend to do around here.

16. THANK YOU FOR STARTING/RUNNING THIS COMMUNITY.
you really don't need to thank me. i ran it because i wanted to, i stopped running it because i wanted to, i closed it because i wanted to. i wasn't doing anybody any favors. if you thought this place was great, thank the members, thank yourself. it's all your fault!

17. I AGREE WITH YOUR DECISION. YOU'RE RIGHT.
well, i'm always right, so no big surprise there. but honestly, i care about your approval almost as little as i care about your disapproval.

18. WHY ARE YOU SCREENING COMMENTS? OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T HANDLE CRITICISM.
i'm screening comments because plenty of people are pissed off at me and want to get back at me, hurl insults at me, spread lies about me and this community, etc. i do want to make sure something isn't abusive before it shows up here.
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my grand finale, my goodbye [04 Jan 2008|11:38pm]

pygmalism
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THNZ BI [05 Jan 2008|08:53am]

harryheartsme

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[05 Jan 2008|08:53am]

harryheartsme
OMG I CUNT BLEIVE ITS OVER!!!!!
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[05 Jan 2008|08:53am]

harryheartsme
CHAPTER 15:
in this stry`!!' vr1 in frenz iz ded xept 4 bowb n curtris n brayen r alredy ded n soo mozbarr lveavs n goz 2 rome wich is in portgual n bryaein ino jpyned him n uzing hiz supr smrt mechanicle brynanye 23 fix mozbrae's kegz!!! n momuz&deoto haxd SEXCKS!!! in th e woodes!!!! i gGuesS tht leacves barnie buztlez n bob zo mayby hthey make outy i guezz tat's not vry apeeling! tehn liek bobobo & bernie ride off on a bautirufl unicron taht leavs in rainbowz evry where 4 ppl 2 lisen 2 n disocver radoihed N TEHY LIVE HAPPILY EVR AFTER TEH END

SUGGESTIONS/CRITICISM/HELP
WITH PARAGRAPH BREAKS WELCOME
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CHUPTER FERTEEN [05 Jan 2008|08:53am]

harryheartsme
N MOMUZ REPLYD LOL is everyone in this community formerly of s_t? Suddenyl DINOZAURZ APPEERD bcuz howwie d wanned sum duyno nuggetz and he new that the olny way 2 get them wuz bi WISHYNG RL HARD. so he sed 2 mozmus "iF you WanT some DINO NUGGITS u haf to ~bLieve~ bcus htey r rly hard 2 come by." and momus started loling rly hrd and exclaymd "THATS WUT SHE SED" but howie d didnt get it but it DDNT MATTER CUZ 1 OF THE DINOSAURUSEZ HAD BEARMOZ ON THE BACK and he wuz like "IO HABE RETURNED FROM tHE HEAVENZ" n BareMOZ sed: Cum in2 mah kindum, MOMUZSAREUS
CUZ HE WUS A DINOSERA 2!!! + teh lizrdz n pterodactys & turtels and dinosars wer afrayd iof turnni in2 zombys so tehy 8 fanz fernidad bt tehy decided thy liked bob so they spited him up b4 theyre stuomach acidjuicez culd dizolve him and tehn AELXXX TIED UP BBOB NONCONSENTUALLY AND ST0LE HIS PAINTZ SO BOBOB WAS LIKE OMG MY PAINTS U BASTARD I H8 U 4EVER AND EVER and howie d started lolin cuz he had sandals on adn SOX ON 2 OMGO OMGMOGMO so he wuz liek STFU BOBOOBO U DON KNO HOW IT FEELS 2 B IN PAIN LIEK ME and bobob's tearz dropped on teh ground and liek a BEANSTALK GREW 4RM TEH GROUND OMG nd tehn sum guy named bernie buttlez came down the besnatlk nd he plaeyd a beutfiul tune on his 5 foot long cock (OMG CHICKEN NOT HIS WEINER U SICKOS) + bernie's luuxuisorious lox of shiney brwn hair bLiNdEd TEHM even THAT GUY W/ TEH EYEPATCH HOLY SHIT SO WE KNO HE WAZ POWERFUL an bernie waz liek "hoy shit thei r 2 meny cariturs
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[05 Jan 2008|08:53am]

harryheartsme
CAN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS FERNANDOOOOOOOOOO
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[05 Jan 2008|08:53am]

harryheartsme
sav him hiz kegz exlploded!!!!! n it got allover momuz's face n he was lik OH NO IS THIS WUT BUKKAKE IS LYKE???? I FEL SO VIVOLATED, O Y DID I EVR INFLCT THIS ON SUPPLE YOUNG ASIANZ!??" N HR RAN AWAY CRYN IN2 THA WOOZDZ N HOWRERD DEVOOTO WUZ THEIR N HOWRD SED
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[05 Jan 2008|08:53am]

harryheartsme
CHAPTER 11:
pics of my ugly cock on bearmoz_shot w/ a poster ov u 4rm teh bona drag period is taht okay" and bearmoz is liek OMG THERE'S A BEARMOZ CUMMUNITE I MUST DELETE IT CUZ I'M NOT A SEXXXUAL CREATURE WTF WTF sew bearmoz totes like deleters all of the cummunitez acdcept 4 oskar wilde cummunities b/c oskar is totes a sexy beast and sew like all these lj ppl r like "WTF Y R MY CUMMUNITIES ALL DELETED" and then bearmoz sez LAWL itZ LJ strikeTHRU 07! april fewlz! BUT IT'S NOT APRIL! n nick n alex rstill zombiyz n their annoyd mozbar b eleeted all teh xexy comz lyke teh 1 abut them so their lyke "MOZ BEER U BPUT THOSE COMS BCK OR WLL MAK U INTO A ZOMBIRE ORA VAMPIE OR W/E WE R!" N MOZ screamed ASL LOUD a she could 'Dear God pLease Help ME!!!!!!" but bfror Jeses culd
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